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JAKE

A GIANT DICK WHO TURNS ALL THE HOES ON. HES A CUTIE WHOS LIKES BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS. HIS MOM IS A GIANT WHORE WHO IS A MUSIC TEACHER BY DAY AND A STRIPPER BY NIGHT. HE HAS A GIANT COCK AND 87 GIRLFRIENDS AND 69 BOY FRIENDS. HE LIKES TO SHOVED THINGS UP HIS ASS.

WOW That JAKE kid has a GiAnT cock I wish he wasnt such a dick

by mdrrr the daddy January 15, 2020


jakes

just kidding

i hate you jakes

by japes January 5, 2018


Jake

A very kind and intelligent man. He often is able to pull girls constantly. Jake is a very understanding and kind man. He is also known to have a very dirty side if the female is the right person for him. He is good at covering his true feelings but in the end is hard to let go of something or someone very important to him.

Ex. Jake and josh are best friends who will always be friends to the end due to Jake’s ability to understand and listen.

by Yourmomiskindahot223 August 12, 2021


Jake

That one guy who’s always chill and finna steal yo hoe.
Also has long hair

Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”

by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022


Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

Dam Jakes got a tiny cock

by Black male August 4, 2019


Jake

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)

"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"

by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022


Jake

One crazy mf that likes to take far as naps, also gay asf

Bro jake is slumped as a mf

by Foot your foot 2346173 September 27, 2022