Bum Darts

An olympic event on Barrack Hill in Newport

"Dad, You're cheating, your ass is so big and my cock is so small, You cant lose"

"Shuttup, Huw and play"

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Bum a Fag

Normally encountered when twos'ing or saves on a fag. One moronic person will put the fag too far into his/her mouth or get the butt wet with saliva.

TO BUM A FAG
1: i thought we said twos!
2: Yeah sorry!
*2 passes fag to 1 who puts it to their lips*
!: You twat, you fucking bummed it!

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bum dart

another name for a gay man who is particularly interested in Butt sex. Bordering obsessive compulsive preoccupation

Don't invite Simon he's always trying to be a bum dart with any new men I bring over.

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Bum bitch

Bum bitch is a bitch who talks hella shit but can’t back it up or just a dumbass annoying bitch

London: you look hit

Nyaira: shut up bum bitch

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bum bumper

A gay guy

Hey look at that 50 year old bum bumper

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bum cackle

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.

Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.

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Bum Slide

When one slides their bare bum cheeks across the bare bum cheeks of an unsuspecting person during a post game locker room shower.

"I just got Paul with a good bum slide. He didn't see it coming."

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