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dance yrself clean

A call to action at the end of a night of partying. You dance out all the things that might have gone wrong or right. Mistakes you made, dumb things you said, woes and joys of the night and your greater life in general. You stop what you're doing, grab your friends, and fucking dance like its the last night on earth for this one last song of the night.

You must use the LCD Soundsystem song of the same name (dance yrself clean) and crank it loud as fuck. Assemble people throughout the entire intro and jump and go crazy when the beat drops.

James: I'm fucking over my major man, why did I ever think I should study accounting this can't be my life...

Joseph: That sucks man. You remember how I told you I'm in love with jessica? She's fucking this shitty ass dude right now...
James: Fuck, I'm sorry dude. You need to dance yrself clean asap.
Amelia: dam y'all that shits heavy. Only one thing to do. Lets dance ourselves clean!

by chef's salty balls March 4, 2022


Michigan tap dancing

The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.

The kids must be back from sledding, I can hear them Michigan tap dancing downstairs.

by calvinswim February 18, 2020


Walking Encounter Dance

When 2 people are walking towards each other, and when trying to get out of the way of one another, move in the same direction, blocking each other once again. This continues until one person stops and or finally moves around the other person. Sometimes can be a humorous action, other times just unnecessary BS you don't need in your day.

Tim and James walked towards each other and did the," Walking Encounter Dance." After getting in each others way a few more times, they laughed and finally sorted it out.

by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC November 2, 2010


Lap dance dial

When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.

I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job

by Bigbrachcock11 May 20, 2018


grave dancing ghouls

The kind of subhuman individuals who would pounce on the murder of innocents to advance a political agenda.

The Grave Dancing Ghouls are back at it demanding more gun control after the Mandalay Bay murders in Las Vegas.

by randalllflagg March 23, 2021


The dakota square dance

When you fold your dick into a square and shove it into a girl's anus

Dude I totally did The dakota square dance to Sahara!

by Sexmaster6979 January 26, 2023


default dance december

when someone says "default" or "dance" you have to do fortnite default dance. this also works with "default dance." if someone says "default," "dance" or default dance repeatly, that person has to do the default dance.

person 1. yo man
person 2. have you heard of the dance competition
person 1. does default dance
person 3. happy default dance december guys
person 1 and 2. does default dance

by a retarded, random person November 24, 2018