Dylan Bos is a sex god with a massive shlong. He is a beast in the bedroom and no one leaves feeling unfulfilled. Getting an invite to his room is like getting free front row seats at a Lakers Game. It will be the highlight of your life.
Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.
The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.
“I’d love to bang the f*ck outta that Dylan Bos and sit on his face”
“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”
A dude who loves girls named Miabella.
Dude 1 “ looks there’s Dylan Stiles.”
Dude 2 “I bet he’s dating a Miabella.”
A faggot with a little penis and gets no pussy what so ever, oh yeah he has a fetish for the avengers and deadpool.
big nigga dylan (also known as the niggler) is a big white racist who often has meeting with the KKK and other big time racist groups.
wassup big nigga dylan how ya doing!
Dylan Wallace is a big fat pedo that idols to be Chaz Phoenix. He is known for having a sister that gets pounded by a big horse cocked man who shall not be named.
Dylan Wallace is such a beast
‘My Dylan' is what Alex says when she refers to Dylan (her boyfriend, future husband, and father of her future children). He is Alex's soulmate.
Dylan is the person I love the most. He is the most amazing and most perfect person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He tells me daily how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world.
I love my Dylan. He's the cutest cutie of the cuties. He makes me so happy.
Dylan is a very dodgy giy and jacked off infront of 2 15 year olds
Guy 1: that guy did a Dodgy Dylan last night
Guy 2: no way. Like EDP?