Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.
A fine ass dark skin wit 7 inches feel in love once and and will never do it again and he would be a wonderful husband
The most gay ass kid that plays with peoples hands and calls you gay names.
Lunch Table: "Oh shit here comes Dylan"
Dylan: Hi sweeties, can I kiss you?
Luch Table: Gay AF
A boy who sometimes talks about other guys dicks. Most likely inbred. Enjoys messing around with family members especially cousins. Dylan is also swear that they have a big penis but have no proof to back it up.
A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.