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A person who makes shit up to be funny, but has no real sense of what is actually funny and/or interesting, and/or worth anyone's time.
"Hey, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm going to go comment on every new youtube video (hopefully with just the word First),then I'll get into an arguement about how much better my country is, probably drop a few racist comments, call someone a fag, maybe imply that someone's mother and I have performed some sexual acts, and afterwards I'll make up stupid shit and post it on Urban Dictionary, or anywhere else I see a submit button!"
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1. A phrase to express acceptance of the inevitable
2. An expression of genuine frustration.
Me: Are you getting drunk tonight?
You: Nah I have to get up early tomorrow
Me: That's never stopped you before
You: You're right. Fuck it in the Bucket
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when a girl fucks you out of shere pity...awwww
suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass
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Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.
Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"
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When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.
if you think i care well there are no fucks to give.
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absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared
"this class is fucking cancer"
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When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.
My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.
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