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When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night
Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)
Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?
Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.
When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.
Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?
“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
wanking whilst spinning in a circle. a swegway can also be used to accomplish this task. gender doesn't matter this is fun for the whole family
kyle "shit i walked in on Fred having a whirly wank."
billy "yea but was he on a swegway?"
Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.
Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.