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The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.
The act of illegally downloading a piece of media (usually games) from the internet for free, when the media costs money. This does not include getting gifts from someone.
Alexandra: Dude, I want Fallout 4 sooooo bad, but I'm fucking broke.
Chelsea: Just pirate it, I'll send you a link.
Alexandra: Pirating?
Chelsea: Basically getting stuff for free without paying for it.
An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.
I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.
Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.
Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.
the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade
person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?
person 2: Vikings are better.
person 1: Shut up