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There's a huge accident on the highway, and all the flashing lights cause a psychedelic flash back...
With that accident up ahead on the highway there's a real road disco going on...
August 5th is National Road Head Day
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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics
Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
Noun: place to do the dirty
Verb: to engage in sexy times
Noun: Ya we’re going to garst road tonight and we’re doing it raw
Verb: Ya were garst roading it tonight 😁
A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”
Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”
Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!
Ewww, road snot...