A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!
Go and see Sam Watkin, fresh ideas are her thing!
The flyest most seductive most desirable stylist mother trucker out there and that’s on period. He one sexy human
Papi Sam knows how to get shit down
A blunt being passed in rotation that hasn’t been ashed in some time and begins to develop a very long end of ash.
“Don’t pass me that blunt man, it’s got a ton of Sam Ash.”
“Hey bro, you got an ash tray back here? I’m starting to get some Sam Ash.”
“Ash before you pass, don’t hand me no Sam Ash.”
someone who sucks massive knob. he enjoys it. a bit of the sucky sucky
A hellish rotten stench which can only be produced by boys name sam.This scent tends to be pungent. Relatively close to his distant anscester the skunk as the skunk may look adorable! In evolution and dna which have become less approachable due to the horrendess sight of the boy Sam usually make good toilet cleaners they can not be affected due to high odour particles in there natural genetics
Ew.What is this smell.
It must be Sam 1
A young lady, whom traps a gentleman with a pregnancy. Throughout it she will deny it, except while drunk. Then claims she’s ready for more children and wants to start “trying.”
Hey Kristen, you see that doctor over there? I’m going to Sam O his ass!
It was at that moment she decided to poke holes in the condoms, and fully embraced her title of “Sam O.”
He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”