The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.
"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom
"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH
"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom
"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom
"Coming mom" -Thing 1
"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1
"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom
They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH
7x5 / 7 by 5 / Seven By Five
7 by 5 is a drinking game involving a deck of cards layed out in a 7 by 5 configuration.
Shuffle the deck, then start the game by revealing the first card on to the table.
The person left of the dealer (the caller) has to then call the next card being higher or lower than the played card on the table; this person also picks a spot to place the new card onto a position above, below or next to the played card. The dealer reveals the card, if the caller calls higher/lower cortectly then they do not have to drink, if they get it wrong then they drink.
Continue to the next caller, The revealed card must be higher or lower than all touching cards when placed in the grid.
Once the 7x5 grid is fully revealed then the next caller must pick a place ontop of the cards to be higher/lower than adjacent cards.
Special rules:
- The bomb; this is the 7 of hearts. When drawn the person whos go it is must finish there drinks. If they predict this card (instead of higher or lowrer) before the flip then everyone must finish their drinks. If someone calls the bomb and it is not the 7 of hearts then this person must finish their drink.
- Jokers ; similar to the 7 of hearts except only the two people sitting either side of the caller must finish their drinks if revealed and called. Finish your drink if you call it and its wrong.
Cards can be place on top/next to jokers too; it doesn’t count as a number required to be higher/lower.
Oi Jonty, come play 7 by 5 with us! Let’s get fucked up.
When you swipe down on the keys for stfu on the iPad keyboard.
Me: Bro #5&7
My friend:❔but I’m just talking about how traps aren’t gay.
The Coolest Kids in the school, avid nan-insulters and teabag stealers. Very much dislike their chemistry teacher
1 :“ She’s a 7 Demeter Girl? Wow that’s so cool.”
2 :“I’m literally one aswell.”
1) Refering to 24 hours, 7 days
2) That means I'm always there
im stoned 24/7 for loha
(stoned means become a stone{always there})
Getting dubbed and learning that the girl has feelings for someone else.
Person A: Bro, did she 7:30 you?
Person B: Yeah bro, what a bitch