Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny
another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically
A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.
That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.
Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.
A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
Mr. Jobs.
Awesome mechanic, kisser, cook and trivia whiz.
Mike McRae saved my ass today when i broke a pencil off inside a cylinder.
A nigger that streams popular games like fortnite, roblox, ect.
Yo you wanna watch some Mike YT
What's that?
A nigger!
Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?