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When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy
When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.
Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:
irish rural word.. its a term to put somebody down when they do something wrong
you broke that widow , you wank spamp
When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public
Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.
When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.