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A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.
It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.
When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night
when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake
After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .
when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"
A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!
Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.
What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.
50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?