tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

Tommy Turtle

this guy fucks on god he does

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.

turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.