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V-cuck

Someone who would watch/pay someone to play video games on there account

dude 1: hey dude 2 this dumb ass just payed me $50 for him to watch me play valorant on his account
dude 2: what a fucken v-cuck

by harley thiel March 18, 2022


fat v

a small group of people who like to domain other people.

"fat v is going to go domain some people this weekend"

by fat v August 31, 2006


V-Factor

A multiplication or division factor for any claim to normalize it.

He ran 20 miles to deliver the message, perhaps after a V-factor he ran 4 miles.

by lih_calih February 3, 2021


technoprude v.2

Technoprude is already defined but this is a much more fitting definition. This pertains to advancements in technology and people from older generations who refuse to accept that technology does indeed advance and the companies behind it are not trying to screw the customer, like some might think.

Technoprude: One who refuses to use, accept and/or embrace new technology.

technoprude v.2

People who refuse to upgrade to Windows 7 because they think that XP is still good enough even though Microsoft stopped supporting it, are technoprudes.

When the local cable company gives you 100 free HD channels but you don't get them because you think that the cable company is trying to screw you by making you pay 5 extra bucks per month for a decoder box, you are a technopude.

You get mad because the local cable company is switching to all digital and you have to get a box in order to watch TV, you are a technoprude. Who uses analog anymore?

Your ISP triples the amount of bandwidth you get and you get pissed because you don't want to buy a new cable modem. You are a technoprude.

You continue to use your 11 year old computer because as long as you can still get your email you don't need to buy a new computer. You will probably call your ISP naughty names when they stop supporting your 11 year old computer because it still "works just fine" even though it takes 30 minutes to boot. Yea, you're a technoprude.

If you still have dial-up internet, you're a technoprude.

The list goes on forever.

by notatechnoprude September 9, 2011


V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 21, 2014


V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 13, 2013


Toni V., B.

toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.

the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.

also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.

as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.

so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.

i will love you until the day i die <3

omg this person is so cool! must be a toni v., b.

by the stranger you will recogniz November 24, 2024