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cost like a bitch

Something that is priced very unreasonably overpriced.

I just got this textbook and it's like, $150! It costs like a bitch!

That plane tickets cost like a bitch!

by SpankyJasy October 29, 2009


shilky like a scando

Extremely clean, fresh, attractive and/or stylish in a similar fashion to a high-class Scandinavian individual.

That dude is shilky like a scando.

by uzzyjabber December 7, 2018


Like a pool of cantaloupes

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.

Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

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Bounce it like scomo

Bouncing something off you with little to no effort and feel like a boss.

Spectator 1: did you see that? Looked so easy for Nadal to hit that ball.
Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.

by FallenV May 7, 2019


Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009


dead like Goose

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.

Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man May 9, 2019


Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam March 30, 2016