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When something is a darn, a bruh moment, and a yikes all at once.
"I heard this story about a guy down the street who beat his dog until it died."
"Yeesh, that's a drikes moment if I've ever seen one."
1. A person who has a momentary lapse of their typical personality and begins to act like Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, especially when she is having a clairvoyant episode.
2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.
What's wrong with John? He's been acting strange today, almost like he's in a trance. Is he having a Trelawney moment?
Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?
When JJ is doing some spastic fuck shit
Oh god JJ is simpin again, JJ MOMENT
When you mess up in the most spontaneous and main-character way, oftentimes being the result of having a room temperance IQ.
"So I dented my phone in an attempt to catch it" "Grace moment"
a moment where someone does something very stupid
cuh 1: im retarded and gay and i touched my sisters penis
cuh2: micah moment
An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.
Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"
Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.
Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.
Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.
Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.