shrek butter

A peanut butter alternative made from pistachios.

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg

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Making butter

When you see someone so sexually attractive and it. Does make you cum in your pants.

I'm making butter over that hot guy that just passed by.

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jug butter

butter that is cheap, and slightly sketchy, that remains at room temperature and can be found in a large jug.

I'm pretty sure that movie popcorn has a whole mess of jug butter slathered on it.

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Knuckle-Butter

The peanut butter that ends up on your knuckles when your knife/spoon is shorter than the jar.

This tiny plastic knife is no match against that big ass jar of Jiff. Got me covered in the knuckle-butter...

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Duck Butter

The creamy, sticky, heavily scented discharge, or better known as "duckbutter" left in a woman's panties after a long days work. Duck Butter sometimes is heavier during certain times of the month than others.

After working a 12 hour shift, Suzy had a hell of a time peeling her panties off her va-jayjay, due to the ripe stench and cream of duck butter that was stuck to her pubic hair. Ouch.

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Butter fingers

When someone slips there fingers into a vagina by accident

I went butter fingers on your sister last night

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butter fingers

Describing somebody who is clumsy with objects. Tends to drop them easily.
Example. balls, mugs, etc.
Also unable to catch things.
Origin. We all know that butter is really slippery, and butter fingers would mean your hands are really slippery, therefore unable to catch/hold things without dropping them.

How many times have you dropped our mugs!? You really have butter fingers.

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