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A more subtle way for men to state they would like to have sex with a girl if they could.
Paul: "Holy shit! Look at that brunette in the short skirt. I would totally pee in her butt."
Zack: "Yep. #1 in tha bum."
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Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you
Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.
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1÷0=0. Thats it. What is 1×0? 0 right? 1+0=1. 1-0=1 as well.
Adding and Subtracting: both equal 1
Mutplication: equals 0
So why the fuck is 1÷0 undefined🤣
Me: 1÷0=0
Rick: No
Me: 1÷0=0
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In my dream, I was sick - my monthly cycle began. I got up & went shower. After the shower, I realized I lost my phone & my diary. I tried to look for them. I then entered to a basement where it was icy-cold. I found an exist & got out of the building (apparently I was not at my house in my dream).
Once I got out, I saw forest. I saw people frightened abt sth. They said they've seen strange animal. I looked around & saw anaconda(s) that have the same colors & patterns as military clothes. I then saw a group of military crews were trying to show people techniques to conquer dangerous situations such as "snake-attack" & so on. I learned by observing it. Someone gave me a phone that doesn't have sim-card. I left, trying to find my way back home. There was a snake on the side of a road trying to approach me. I used the technique I learn. That snake thought it was a bird and started eating grains instead of eating me.. : )
I ran way. I found a dead man in a truck along the way. I looked, then kept running. I got back to the building, couldn't find the elevator that led me to the highest floor (where I believe my family was). Finally, I found my way through that puzzle/maze. I entered the elevator & I saw number 22. I sat down, wrapped my arms around my legs and cried. I hope I would find my family there. I got out, calling their names loudly.
"We are here"
I said, "I was about to message you on Twitter"
She replied, "Why Twitter? By the way, your phone & diary are here."
I woke up from a strange dream 1
🦦 February 06, 2022
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One who is not yet ready to turn 24. Or one who is excited to be out of the 23's. On the verge of being taking seriously at work, and by family and friends as an adult. Some one whom still looks forward to birthdays, and having a day all about them. A person of age who sees things more clearly.
not to be mistaken Martha had done a lot of growing up in the six months she had been 23. 23 1/2 is showing to be a great age of clarification for her
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A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.
If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!
Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!
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"WAIT A COUPLE MONTHS THAN YOU GON SEE YOU'LL NEVER FIND NOBODY BETTER THAN ME"
kanyelations 1:44
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