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Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel October 25, 2007


yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.

Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.

by twinklechild November 10, 2013


Five Check

The male version of a Bitch slap.

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.

by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023


Five Aces

Something that tops everything else

Blackjack and hookers is the five aces of evenings

by Shetface December 21, 2020


parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 17, 2020


Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023


council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022