When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995
"Lara looks like a rainbow shit on her" Tiff
"I know... That is so 90s" Karen
An exclamation of disapproval
Shit-Tarts! Somebody stole my baby!
When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?
A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.
Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!
the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.
"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS ๐๐คฃ๐๐". - Claire Drake
A massive turd that sticks out above the water a minimum of 6 inches. Generally takes place following but not exclusive to, a Sunday meal at an Italian grandparents house.
Steveie- Hey Paul how was your night?
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.
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when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time
I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.