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If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.
Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"
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The act of ejaculating into your own hand and punching the very unfortunate victim by surprise in the face, usually resulting in them being knocked unconscious. Can also be referred to as "the handfull haymaker, cum crippler, semen slap, or the brick bop."
Dude 1: "holy shit man, did u hear about jacob?"
Dude 2: "uh..no, what's the haps?"
Dude 1: "oh damn, last night he was makin a hot pocket when out of nowhere he gets jizz jacked, it was tight yo!"
Mom: "daaaannny! Did cocoa shit on the carpet agaaain?!"
Son: "yeah..but its totally fine now, that bitch ass mutt got jizz jacked!"
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1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
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Basically a jerk circle in a square formation.
"Damn we don't have enough guys for a jerk circle so i guess we'll just have to do a jack square."
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When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.
"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/
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Is when someone masturbating or jack-off in a warzone when theres nothing much to do beside gun-fights.
Soldier 1: "hey dude, have you ever thought about a battle jack?"
Soldier 2: "Are you mad???"
Soldier 1: "Beside, you might be the first kid on the block you know?"
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When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.
Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
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