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window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing

OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater

by exxtuhcee June 27, 2021


Drink N' Lick

The act of taking a drink and licking the bottle so the next guy gets to have your spit in his hand.

"That's right punk, you just got drink n' licked... next time you'll think before you try to backwash my in my soda."

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009


Pussy Licking

The female term for dick riding, as dick riding is used for when somebody’s getting overhyped or overexcited about another man when in all reality, it’s not that serious, Pussy Licking will be used for other women

“OMG TAYLOR SWIFT IS DROPPING A NEW ALBUUUUUM SHE FINNA WIN

AOTY AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Omg stop pussy licking her so much, this is why Swifties have a terrible reputation”

by Martino788 February 22, 2024


Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened July 16, 2017


Ear licking

Kissing ass, but done over the phone.

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.

by Jowin July 23, 2024


licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 25, 2024


dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 8, 2018