You have so much to live for!

when you wanna sound like an angel and a super-nice person to get praise when in reality you don't care about the depressed person at all

depressed person: "i just wanna die"

attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"

depressed person: "aw thank you"

everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"

attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"

-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-

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ok so basically im monky

A catchphrase paired with images of King King from the film Kong: Skull Island. It gained popularity after PewDiePie referenced it in a video. It’s really just a meme that caught on. It’s been more recently used because of an app called Tik Tok.

ok so basically im monky, my Minecraft girlfriend broke up with me today.

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So I says to Maybell i says...

What you says when saysing about a past experiance, saysing something to Maybell. After you says something to Maybell, you need to go to someone else and says them that you says something to Maybell.

So i says to Maybell i says... if i have to send one more fax, then you can just call me "Mr. Fax Sender"

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You're so dog water my guy

You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite

Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy

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So you think you can rape?

A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.

Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'

Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!

Matty J: Gaylord!

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so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something

*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

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So what? we hot we young

"So what? we hot we young" is a phrase used by teenagers when one person shouts "SO WHAT?" another person shouts back with "WE HOT, WE YOUNG." it also can be used in a three person conversation where one shouts "so what?" one person shouts "we hot" then the last dude says "we young."

"So what?" Mark said to the members "WE HOT WE YOUNG" all of them shouts.
"So what? we hot we young"

also, "So what? we gonna have fun. Cause we hot, and we young."

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