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When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.
Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?
Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.
My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.
An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.
1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
It's when Jeon Jungkook falls and trips over his own dick and acts stupid (said lovingly)
Jungkook fell over when he saw his hyung's handsome face and announced it to Twitter, successfully emitting the big dick overload phenomenon
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For legal reasons this is a joke
A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
Having or getting an erection while taking shit.
Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.
Penis that Stephanie is scared of .
…I love her x
Stephanie is afraid of KSIs BDE BIG DICK ENERGY