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When a friends dates his friends ex
You have got sloppy days
"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."
The National Celebration of Gratitude for any Chris in your life
Hey isn’t it National Chris Appreciation Day!?? Better go be nice to Chris
December 30th is national ECE (ear canal eczema) day.
On this day, at exactly 2:32 pm (ADT), everyone must scratch their left ear, to commemorate people who suffer from ECE
Chloe: yo we have to scratch our ear soon, its 2pm
Khalia: why?
Chloe: dude, its national ECE visibility day, you gotta scratch for Laura
Khalia: oh yeah
October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual
I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...
Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉