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Lazy basterds who think the have life skills when all they can do is wash dishes.
You are a dirty mckay
The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex
"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"
the act of ejaculating on an asshole; semen on an asshole
When I pulled out a lttle late, I winded up giving her a cheese on a dirty.
when cum and shit simultaneously, during oral sex
"How was the last night? "
"Last night I gave her a dirty vetter and had to buy her new bedsheets!"
When a man uses peanut butter on their balls for their pet dog to lick it all off .
Glynn walks in a sees Shaun doing a dirty mutley .
But wishes he had strawberry jam to join in.
A band from South Africa fusing elements of blues, soul, electro
My girlfriend and I went to the Dirty Fandango gig last night. Then she broke up with me and did the dirty fandango with the lead singer.
When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on
Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads