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When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop
Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.
When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.
While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions
A chick that likes to lick twat and take a licken
That's my friend there she is a dirty chasta
When a middle eastern man fucks the girl from behind and scream allah Akbar
Osama bin laden was great at dirty arfans
when your slaughtering the sportsbooks and casinos in soccer.
He pulled a dirty slaughter last night in vegas and went to the titty club
when a guy poops in his girls mouth while she’s eating his a** and she eats it
person one: my boyfriend did a dirty mezhi on me last night and it was kind of good
person two: omg i wanna try a dirty mezhi