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When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
When you use your nose as a penis in a man's rectum.
I pulled a dirty tennet on travis last night
A dirty valur is when you squirt mustard on two closeted men in the act.
I walked in on my mom performing a dirty valur with my dad and his male co-worker!
A lovely big busty woman who has brown curly hair and green eyes, likes all holes filled, the mouth, the arse, the pussy, sometimes the ears. Her gaping pussy makes it very easy to get in and out of, the canal so deep it can fit several men inside, or dildos. It can get dripping wet that you'll think you're going on a water slide. She loves the kinky shit, most of BDSM, she'll get down on her knees for a whipping, she's a very naughty girl and has a praise kink and will practically do anything for you. Want to shut her up, just stuff her mouth with that fat dick. She can go pounding all night long and will beg you to make her squirt. She won't stay with anyone who doesn't know how to pleasure her, but she's a very dirty girl so will anything, all the man is required to do is make her orgasm and squirt. Bend her over and shove it in her arse and go to town with her she will love that.
Oh look it',s Dirty Elise which means she will do anything sexually for you.
When A guy sticks his balls in his grandma, grabs a shotgun, then blows his dick, and his grandma's head off.
"My grandson is going to give me a dirty Elise tonight!"
A midget simp with a pepperoni stuck up his anus. The small creature enjoys licking fingers whilst urinating.Also his head is made from mozzarella.
The dirty thao smells like a skunk
Falling down stairs for the amusement of an artistic Lioness
Yeah did the dirty Mayfly, almost broke her neck