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When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.
Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.
When someone tries to "troll" Columbine but ends up being offensive as fuck or do something equally as bad or worse, then gets on your recommendations.
Luna: *scrolls TikTok*
J.J: makes offensive video
Luna: What a TikTok Dick.
A glass stem used for smoking crack cocaine
Yo been hurting that genie dick hard
when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss
i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!
The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.
That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.