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That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.
When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
He is wild in the bed
yeet, dab
I like Tommaxes dick is huuuge so much
when you can shoot your load, or anything that matter, really far out of your penis.
'yeah my boyfriend has rifle dick he can come on my face from missionary position'
When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.
That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"