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A lesbian
Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger
The scenario when 2 men are exploring gay sex while recording with a POV camera
Dan: “I’m still new to gay sex. I still need to explore.”
Sam: “Well how about you Sacagawea This Dick.”
Like chicken and long walks on the beach with his water melon and believes in dropping the soap for buba
Louie dick like water melon
A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.
He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick
when you can shoot your load, or anything that matter, really far out of your penis.
'yeah my boyfriend has rifle dick he can come on my face from missionary position'
When your buddy swaps your luggage for one filled with ripped cum stained towels, but actually turns out to be your dad.
That fucking guy Andrew, I made it all the way home from the airport and he bollywood dicked me. My luggage is full of rocks and cum soaked rags.
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"