poo mouth

An insult which has evolved from shit-head.
Describes a man or woman receiving anal sex then performing fellatio on the feces covered member, thus getting feces in ones mouth.

Jill: Why do you call him a poo mouth?
Andy: Because he lets men have sex with him in the bum and then gives them a blowjob thus getting poo in his mouth. Hence, poo mouth.

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Poo bash

verb, to masturbate or pleasure oneself while defecating or 'shitting'.
Also, non-colloquially, to flatten faecal matter with a hammer or other 'bashing' device.

"Ah mate I'm turtle-heading and can't stop thinking about mischa barton - I think i'll go for a Poo Bash"

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Liquid Poo.

When you eat too much dairy type foods , u goto the bathroom and jus cant control the shit from flowing out cant stop it, cant do anything.. and shit it stinks! :O

You drink tons of milk and it comes out as liquid poo.

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Poo-dini

When you are having a bowel movement and you feel, smell and hear the turd come out, but after wiping and turning around to flush, there is no turd in sight, as if it has vanished into thin smelly air. Syn. Ghost Turd.

I took a big fat dump and when I went to flush all I saw were turd tracks and toilet paper. That sewer pickle was a real Poo-dini.

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Poo-Dini

The act of pooing in the back part of the toilet. Aka upper deck. Poo water, not clean water, will then refill the bowl when someone flushes. There is high plausible deniability and accusing someone of doing it is alsmost more awkward than poo-dini itself. Can be used to wreck homes, lives, and businesses.

He poo-dinied in the back of the only toilet at the wedding reception.

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Poo Dash

The sudden dash to the toilet before you shit everywhere! This can usually be after a heavy night of drinking and your 'beeriod' takes you by surprise or it can be caused by not pooping for a few days then all of a sudden BAM poo dash.

Ellie: Where did you run off to?

April: ohh i had to Poo Dash.. was borderline shitting myself

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Neffy-poo

A fat boy gifted with exceptional abilities, dexterity, and creativity to do shit.

Aunt Marge : "Is that my Dudders? Is that my little neffy-poo?" (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

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