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8 august it's the international day of send a titty pic;*
me: today is 8 august
you: "sends me a titty pic*
A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes
When it seems like you are going to have the biggest,greatest,fattest nut of your life and then someone walks in and you have to abandon ship
Person 1: How was last week
Person 2: Good but I had to do a GOT season 8 when my rm walked in
Person 1:That sucks
The number of Compact Disks a lady can stack on her erect nipple.
Things got a bit loose on a camping trip to Straddie one weekend, after a few Espresso Martini’s, out came the CD’s and Emma’s nips, she managed eight... an 8-Stacker.
lick a picture of evan peters day
hey, its february 8th. i should probably lick a picture of evan peters.
Never lose a february 8th baby, they the best companions and loyal friends. Always down to have fun and go crazy!!! They are funny and cool. Always feel blessed to know such a unique character!!
Boy: Man that girl born on february 8 won’t stop texting me
Boy 2: Then text back dumbass, she a keeper if she born on that day
National bully your friend named Ethel day
Hey, it’s February 8 today, how are we bullying Ethel?