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Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

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Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017


Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 23, 2021


Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 13, 2023


Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020


Trump neck

When a woman's vagina is visible through her pants, as it looks like Donald Trumps neck. Basicly a synonym for a camel toe.

Tom: did you see sara's trump neck?
Daniel: yeah, she's making yoga pants great again!

by pat262 January 30, 2017


Elijahs neck bone

Definitely a bone

Kaiden : I’m gonna break elijahs neck bone

(Ik it’s not a bone)
Elijah:it is a bone

by Gɪɴɢᴇ123 February 6, 2022