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Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.
My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!
if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021
joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud
On june 14 you have to beat up a cheater, no matter what, they cant fight back
Person: its beat up a cheater day!
Person 2: Yay i can beat up my gf for cheating on me
Person: oh... Yeah about that
Person 2: wait-
You need to beat artificial ascent on that day
Today is beat artificial ascent day so beat it now or a femboy will come to your house at 3am to fuck you.
the day on september 28th you can beat rigb and zeph as much as you want!
Joe: its september 28th!
Rigb: no
Joe: its Beat Zeph and Rigb Day! you know what that means
Zeph: NO
Joe: beats rigb and zeph*
a day when everyone can beat the shit out of a transphobe
carson: oh boy what day is it tomorrow!
evan: beat j**mie day!