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F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.
“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”
When a gay man doesn’t want to curse but wants to swear allegiance to te empire
Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person2: aww Mike! That Miken hurt
When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.
Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro
The best white rapper out right now
Oh my god did you hear 203 Mikes new song it’s fire
When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes