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The inability to talk to girls because of one's shyness.
Even though the boy was popular and outgoing, he could never talk to the girl he liked on the phone because of his penis wall.
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NOT a dick hanging by a string that bounces up and down. it's what a guy has when one does jumping jacks.
girl 1 "did you see that guys yoyo penis?"
girl 2 "omg yes, mr. O'niell really needs to stop making him do jumping jacks."
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A misheard lyric in txt’s song “thursdays child has gone too far” We all hear it but we don’t talk about it.
Moa: “why was Taehyun talking about penis smiles?”
Moa #2: “he never said that :)”
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A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.
"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"
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The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.
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1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.
Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.
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