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when you laugh so hard you jizz your pants
“oh my god you just made me pie my rye”
Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit
I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend
When a girl takes dick in the mouth from a Wyoming Cowboy and he proceeds to duct tape her mouth shut after he cum then tickles her until the cum spews out of her nose.
Maria took a Wyoming Cream Pie last night and her nose burns like a Texas Pete hot sauce packet.
The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.
Hey what's for dessert?
Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
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Voicing support for these classic delicacies, flavor of chocolate, lemon, apple, strawberry, etc. Not pumpkin though; it kinda sucks.
"BUSH IS TEH TERRORIST WHAT U GOT 2 SAY TO TAHT"
"....I like pie."
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When you give oral pleasure to a woman with a severe yeast infection.
Dude, my girl was feeling sick last night, and I delivered a little chicken pot pie to make her feel better. Now I feel sick.
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"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.
Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!
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