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A misheard lyric in txt’s song “thursdays child has gone too far” We all hear it but we don’t talk about it.
Moa: “why was Taehyun talking about penis smiles?”
Moa #2: “he never said that :)”
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A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.
"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"
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The inability to talk to girls because of one's shyness.
Even though the boy was popular and outgoing, he could never talk to the girl he liked on the phone because of his penis wall.
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A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.
"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"
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The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.
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1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.
Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.
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