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A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes.
LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher"
Joey: "Get me outta here!"
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Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, she's 20's"
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One's mother, i.e your mother. Similar to 'you mama'. Can be used as part of an insult directed towrds someones mother.
Your ould one is one hot piece of ass.
I had the time of my life with your ould one one last night.
I'm a ruin your ould one tonight!
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Well you know just what you do to me
The way you move soft and slippery
Cut the night just like a razor
Rarely talk and that's the danger
It's the one thing
You are my thing
You know your voice is a love song
It's a catcall from the past
There's no ice in your lover's walk
You don't look twice 'cause you move so fast
You've got a dozen men behind you
You've got dead flowers on the floor
You're too pretty in the daylight
It keeps them coming back for more
It’s The One Thing
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Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.
Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."
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the one kid in everyone's grade who's always stoned, drunk, or both. super gullible, dates girls who use him for things but he always thinks it's true love & doesn't listen to the people who do care about him. super insecure but only admits he is around his friends, kind of a dick to everyone else. really sweet to his friends unless dating a thooter (he always is). everyone assumes he's a bad kid but they just don't talk to him.
"hey look it's that one kid"
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one leg of pants, a singular pant that can be noted as "one pant"
Hey, look at that girl!
I know! She's so trendy with her one pant!
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