chocolate milk belly

when you drink too much chocolate milk and get a stomach ache

bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah

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Milk-ring Suicide

When the ring around the lip of a gallon of milk Kamikaze's into your glass when you're trying to pour.

"Dude i was trying to enjoy a refreshing glass of milk, but the ring Kamikaze'd into the glass and ruined the taste"

"lulz. What you just witnessed was a Milk-ring Suicide!"

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Strawberry Milk Shake

Is when a woman starts her period while having unprotected intercourse. After the man finishes inside her the resultant excrement is known as the strawberry milk shake.

Pittman never paid for the sex but he did give her the strawberry milk shake. She left it in the sink for him..

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Breath Milk

1. Milk Breath. Possibly said by an over-tired or drunk person.

2. The state of a person's breath after having given a blowjob.

3. Rhymes with Breast Milk.

1. "Dude.... dude.. dude. Check out my breath milk."

2. Paris had a bad case of breath milk when she was on South Park.

3. *cough* Waffle.

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clit milk

A gooey substance taken from the clit to mix the with vodka for a shot.

Yo Libby do you have any vodka so I can mix it with some clit milk?

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Honey Milk

When you ear fuck a girl and cum, then take it out and wahhlaahhhh - “Honey Milk”

yo you see that girl over there? i gave her some good honey milk last night.

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evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

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