I want to play a game

A reference to a line in the movie Saw attributed to the serial killer Jigsaw. He would often greet his victims via a sound recording. He would then force them into situation where they would fight for their life, leaving heavily maimed mentally and physically, or choose a painful death instead.

John (Jigsaw): Hello Mark, Paul, Amanda, Zepp, Adam, Dr.Gordon.
John (Jigsaw): I want to play a game.
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John (Jigsaw): Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.

John (Jigsaw): But not you.

John (Jigsaw): Not anymore.
John (Jigsaw): Game over!

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playing grab tail

1:screwing around with members of the oppasite sex while saposed to be doing something else
2:robbies life story

Eli, quite playing grab tail and get up here!

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I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.

'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"

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Stop playing with me in the comments

Stop trying me; dont play me; don’t do me;

Girl “stop playing with me in the comments” I’m not the one to be played with

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playing with your pencil pouch

low key way to say female masturbation/fingering

dimitri: caryn y r u always playing with your pencil pouch in class.
caryn: y dont u focus on organizing your binder

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play her like a cello

Having sexual intercourse with a female, in the doggy style position while rubbing her clitoris and rubbing her breasts.
Can be achieved via vaginal or anal intercourse.

To play her like a cello may be achieved by: A man is sitting down and a girl sits down on a man's penis while the man rubs her clitoris and rubs her breasts.

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Playing me too close

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.

The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”