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A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
Exhibiting the utmost stupid behavior. Zero class. Zero thoughts . below short bus mentality
At an upscale neighborhood bar,Don squeezed his $7 beer , called his friend Eric queer, and sashayed around with a charging cord attached to his phone , thus acting like a Retard Mongoloid
Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.
Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls
When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance
To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function
Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.
An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.
The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”
When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.