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SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
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When a website ends up denied (saturated with external communications requests, such that it cannot respond to legitimate traffic, or responds so slowly as to be rendered effectively unavailable) due to a sudden enormous spike in popularity.
A Social Network Denial-of-Service (SNDoS) could be started by one Facebook user setting his/her wall status to: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status and the First entry for your name under comments"
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Privileged people who "come to the rescue" and solve all the problems for the LGBTQ+ community and BLM without understanding their needs or history. In short, they have a saviour complex which is a form of supremacy.
Social Justice Warriors have a White saviour complex which is a form of white supremacy. Those are the same people who are wanting to eradicate white supremacy whilst keeping it alive.
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Twenty-something, products of the latch key generation, forgotten by their parents, rejected by society. social rejects that were left alone as children and the next best thing to parents was a chatroom. Do not relate well with others unless you are an overweight, socially unacceptable reject. Loves to go to chatrooms to fight with people twice their age ( taken out their anger for their parents abandonment on people their parents ages) stalks down people's families from online chatrooms ( angry they have no families or parents that cared for them )
A "JimmyPixieGordyKatieDarciMichelle West Coast Social Reject" is a person from the west coast, that was abandoned by their parents. Left alone , to fend for themselves. No family, no friends to call their own. So, instead of human contact, they go to the internet to find happiness but instead, decided to take their anger out on strangers their parents ages. They stalk them down, find their family members names and make aol screen names and sit in chatrooms two to three months at a time or until their computer crashes and they have to get a new one and then start all over again.
College drop out, unemployed, living in mommy and daddy's basement at 25. lacks personal hygiene, lacks the ability to function outside of a chatroom setting, pathological liar, insecure, low self esteem, ignorant, stupid, obsessive, stalker, extreme acne,
JimmyPixieGordyKatieDarciMichelle West Coast Social Rejects spend 20+ hours per day, stalking down people from a chatroom: brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, mothers, fathers, and even next door neighbors. Befriend a big old fat slob from Santa Cruz California, who pretends to be rich and famous and pretty in a chatroom until her photo is exposed. then hide under many screen names screaming out obscenities, hollering, and jumping and screaming .. peeing their pants, and scratching the acne on their faces.
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Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media
I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.
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Put your digits in the comments.
Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke
Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########
A person who adheres to Judeo/Christian ethics. (ie: To treat others, as you would want to be treated). Has very little tolerance for people practicing amoral, greedy, or racist bigotry . . . intended to give myopic (ie: short sighed) Plutocrats and Oligarchs more and more of the zero-sum pie. Putting on notice people not learning from history, that exponentially growing income inequality will eventually bring out the guillotines.
A SJW (social justice warrior) would not like the imminent defunding of Social Security.
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