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ITG syndrome is a condition were an individual suffers from something close to retardation, and will be an annoyance to be around in real life (e.g. embarrassment) they hang out in the Internet, chat rooms, making friends because they lack that in real life. Despite their mongoloid (ugly looks) if you ever come across one you're in for a treat they can be raging lolcows that you need to reply to them IMMEDIATELY! the internet is their life.
Person 1, Hey dude i came across a kid with ITG syndrome in the internet.
Person 2, lol, o rly?
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Too Much Facebook Syndrome is a condition when a person is very addicted to Facebook. He/She frequents Facebook first thing in the morning and the last thing he/she does before going to bed.
More and more people are infected by TMF Syndrome after Ellen invited everyone to poke her in Facebook.
TMF Syndrome is contagious. Once a friend tags you, you'll be hooked.
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A Syndrome achieved on an Acmlmboard when a users' posts exceed a certain amount during a 24 hour period.
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A mild form of Autism that, most notably, stunts social interactions and/or makes them very awkward. People with Asperger's (abbreviated to AS) have trouble interacting with people, mostly out of fear that they'll make it awkward, or that they'll say something wrong.
Other symptoms of Asperger's include lack of eye contact, sensitive hearing, and obsessive behavior. Unfortunately, people also tend to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's, trying to have an excuse for any social awkwardness they may experience.
Since people with Asperger's are normally terrified of the neurotypical (or nypical, if you want to use an Aspie's term) world, we tend to focus more on academic/non-social lifestyles. For example, we may focus on music, art, literature, or solo video game playing.
Since I was in 1st grade, I knew I had Asperger's Syndrome. However, now that I have an understanding as to what it is, I have a proper explanation as to why I've acted the way I have all my life, what with social awkwardness and fear of staring contests.
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a boy with westys syndrome is known to have symptoms such as a mother who puts out, and a father who beats him like he was a ginger.
robert, you know what with your mother shagging tramps and your father backhanding your sister, you probably have a mild case of westys syndrome.
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The disease of constantly spilling soday, on the ground your self, other people or just in general.
Kris -spills coke-
Sierra: WTF
Kris: Geeze sorry I have Mcdonalds Syndrome.
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An illness which can be defined as a mild form of Autism, but this mild form is enough to complicate someone's life entirely. The person suffers from lack of social skills, inability to read body language, use larger vocabulary than someone typical for their age, and have repeated interests and react very tragically to any change. They are often considered by other people their age as being a "weirdo", probably because they refuse to talk to ass-holes that can't accept their difficulty with a medical problem.
"My mother sees my Asperger syndrome as an impairment that has made me psycho. I disagree. I see it as a birth defect that I got while she was smoking meth during her pregnancy with me!"
"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."
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