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Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!
When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.
When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.
mate 1: what are you doing?
mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over
When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe
Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night
Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!
a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)
Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?
Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.