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A little bit of lacrosse with the boys
What were you up yesterday?
Just yoinking it with the bros
When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.
Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"
When someone repeatedly uses the terms bro, dude, or man and doing so without consciously thinking about it. Usually this gets to the point where it is an obsession, or slightly annoying.
Someone who states: “What’s up dude?”“Thanks man.” “Bro no way!”
In a sentence: “Yeah, Carson has Bro syndrome.”
Referring to a guy with no male friends
Dad, I’m bro-ke.
Dad: I’m so disappointed in you. I fucking hate you. The only reason why me and your mother had you was because the condom broke. I hope you kill yourself.
Hybrid-Bro
One who is professional during the day and "bro-like" in evenings and on weekends.
One who does his hair more than females but not in a metro kind of way, just likes to look nice.
Not your typical said "bro" but has "bro-like" tendencies and habits at times.
One who is cool and knows it but doesn't tell everyone just HOW cool one is, that'd be too "bro-like."
Mr. Hybrid BRO Francis Clary himself
When two guys(usually best friends) give each other blowjobs.
"hey man I'm feeling pretty lonely you wanna do a bro quickie?"
A father, generally, who plays Dixie on a banjo frequently. Also is usually musically or theatrically inclined.
Dude, Jordan is such a banjo bro, he plays his banjo all the time.