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A Wank of MAMILs. The collective term to describe a group of middle aged men in Lycra who cycle together. It generally comprises of males aged between 40 & 60 years of age wearing matching Lycra tops and shorts. To be a member of this grouping, members must have a bike between $7000 & $10000 in value. These group are regularly found inhabiting cafes in the early morning hours with their shirts undone to their navels and wearing sunglasses that cost more than an average person’s weekly wage. The usual sounds emanating from a wank of mamils involves bravado using terms like “managed funds”, “options trading” and FX rates.

Oh look the reason the cafe is so busy this morning is because we have a wank of mamils with their bikes clogging the footpath.

by Cycle,lover January 24, 2021


Wanks

A compliment to give wankers.

Wanks so much

by gregben March 14, 2022


WANK

The sound Captain Americas shield makes when hitting something.

Established in:
Captain America #366

Cap:"I hate Nazis"
Shield: *WANK*

by RhodosGuard September 9, 2017


Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!

Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless

by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020


Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!

Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless

by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020


Wank

First used as a verb in 1905, the word 'wank' was created as a combination of 'wiener' and 'yank.' Wiener being the slang for penis in the US, and 'yank' meaning to pull with great force. Some historians argue that the word wank is a combination of 'willy' and 'yank'. 'Willy' being more common as a slang for penis in the UK.

"Excuse me sir, but could you please refrain from doing a willy yank in our restaurant. It's scaring the other diners."
"Dude, it's called a wank."

by Dikipedia February 27, 2023


Wank

A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders

1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing

by Docksee March 2, 2023