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A person found living in a barge on the British canal system who spends his time chugging along smiling like a twat at anybody who happens to walk by. Know to play the accordion.
"Molly the water pikey bobbed merrily hither and dither on her brand new black and purple barge.
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A fairly difficult sport, by far not the most difficult, where you swim around in the water throwing balls. 90% of the players are arrogant douchebags who act like its the hardest thing in the world and that they are superior to everybody else for doing it.
Average high school student : Water polo is pretty hard I guess, but sports like wrestling require much more technique and are harder physically.
Average water polo player : Shutup you dumb fucking fuck you dont know what we do in da water its the hardest sport we swim and throw balls man you would probably die in the pool man im so fit and better then you
Average high school student : Sigh...
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When one takes a shit into a toilet and does not flush, then later that day pisses into the same unflushed toilet causing the shit to dissolve in the water turning the toilet bowl brown
Next time flush dude i got dirty water now!
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When you go take a shit, and the poo drops out from your bum and lands hard in the toilet bowl, sending a splash of water onto your bum, cleaning your bum so you don't have to wipe it with toilet paper.
Oh, WATER SHIT! The water that other people's shit have been in is now on my bum! Now I need to get a towel to... oh SHIT! Now where can I get a towel?
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A woman with a bad haircut that is parted in the center with wings of hair sticking up on the sides.
Look at that awful haircut, she looks like a water buffalo.
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Bottled spring water that one purchases.
In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks.
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a sexual innuendo refering to a woman
Mike: "hey you see claire today?"
Ted: "yea she can get the water works"
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