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When your penis is so long, it dips into the toilet water when you take a shit.
Hey did you see John's big dipper?! It almost got flushed!
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Someone who takes a situation and embellishes it to make themselves look better than they actually are.
a big Noter: "I'm driving my BMW down to my country estate on the weekend"
Reality: Driving a 1993 beaten up BMW down to the local trailer park.
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the big man is another name for santa claus. the big man only works one day a year, though he is constantly watching you and the terrible decisions you make.
hey man don't smoke that weed, the big man is watching
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Someone who knows how to be a man. Other words someone who acts like a man should in every situation. If there was a book on man shit you wrote it.
Thats gotta be Big Drew again doing the man shit.
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The Big Gay is when a naked old man stares at you, crouching down in the closet while wanking himself. This is only referred when he approaches you and strangles you. It's almost as if an asteroid field has hit Uranus.
"I always laugh when people talk about dick, because dick is gay. Meaning, if you have a big dick, you have the big gay."
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A virus that is caught by pissing someone off. Shares a common ancestor with the bofa virus.
you have the big gay lmao
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A sexy hot lookin red head that's real busty. Some junk in the trunk too. Preferably 5'8 or over.
" WHOA, where you goin lookin so fine Big Red???"
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